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COMPUTERS - MALE or FEMALE?

 A group of scientist have got together to work out once and for all if computers are masculine or feminine. The scientists could not agree so they divided themselves into two groups, males and females. And as such came up with two different conclusions

The female scientists concluded that computers must be masculine because:

1.     To get their attention, you  have to turn them on.

2.     They have a lot of data, but they are clueless.

3.     They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4.     As soon as you commit to one, you realise that, had you waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The male scientists on the other hand, decided computers must be feminine as:

1.     No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2.     The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.     Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later referral.

4.     As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it.